I Don't Know...

...whether I am pleased or pissed that Michael Moore has crawled into a hole since 3p pst yesterday.

Maybe he and Ari Emmanuel are huddling, trying to make sure that Ari doesn't follow in the footsteps of Sue Mengers and Mike Ovitz.

Maybe his is on a bender.

Maybe he is cobbling together the footage, shot at polling places, that will prove that Bush stole 4 million votes this time.

I would like to think that Michael Moore, a brilliant guy in many ways, can find a way to lead the loyal opposition in a way we have yet to consider. And for that reason, I hope to see/read/hear what he has to say... soon.

On the other hand, I hope he didn't send his tux to the cleaners yet, as Fahrenheit 9/11 is now a historic document, an awards contender only if the IFP decides to fete Moore on the beach in February as the final F-U to the rest of the country.